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the gerb |the 'gǝrb| n.

1. a ten-toed, round-cheeked member of the sloth family. Possessed of a usually-contented and unruffled disposition, it is slightly more active than it's fewer-toed brothers and prone to fits of inexplicably odd behavior.

2. a singular mammal, commonly bearded and easily distinguished by its endearing wit, disturbing sensibilities, rare intelligence, and unequaled modesty.